Freddie Wolff
freddie@freddiewolff.com

1. Let’s decide that the only reason ostriches can’t fly is self-belief. How would you teach one how to?
   
2. Troll spinach.
3. Sell a lawn-mower to someone who doesn’t have a lawn.
4. You open your bag of crisps and are moved to write an angry email of complaint. What the hell did you find in there?
5. Write and perform a love song to a haddock.